If men are to be given full authority over an asshole (Or as we say in the real world arsehole) then perhaps they should be fitted with an automatic shut off valves? I say this because a recent sojourn in a local public washroom was interrupted by a noxious fume emanating from trap two that would have turned Stephen Harper red.
I am not saying that men should not be allowed free access to bowel cleansing but holy buggery that kind of thing is an offense to civilization. Tears streamed from the eyes, Ski slopes lost their precious snows and Howler Monkeys from deepest Guatemala raged against the inhumanity of it all.
Join me; let us save the world from the Sphincters of Hell and rejoice in harmony once more reveling in a time when a fart was just a pretty “Chuff Chuff”.