Curds or Cheddar?

Who really cares about the recent “elbowgate” in parliament? It is a storm in a teacup that should be ignored. Sure its conduct unbecoming for which we have received an apology.However, t as a wiseman I know said elbowing in Hokey is a two minute penalty not a week long diatribe by every internet troll and worthless newspaper this country can dredge up. MP’s across the world in assorted parliaments have done the same and worse. Hesaltine in the UK parliament back in the 70’s for example: enraged by the socialist opposition he leapt from his seat grabbed started the Mace and began wielding it like some kind of Neanderthal club; this to name but one such incident. The Turkish parliament frequently erupts into mass brawls and so on. Get over it there are more important fish to fry. You have your chink in Trudeau’s armor dont wank it till it bleeds save it for the next election. . .which I am sure the attack ads are already on the storyboards. Grow up it was funny at the time but lets move on. We still have not decided if Poutine should be served with curds or cheddar yet…cheddar!