I had planned on keeping out of the epidemic debate. I am not a doctor therefor not qualified to make any comments on what to or not to do. However, I believe I am entitled to make social comments on things like the incredibly stupid people of Alberta Canada. Over this last weekend a rally was held for literally thousands of redneck fools protesting lockdowns. The whining whinging province that have spent their way through an oil boom, an entrenched right-wing province that does not give a wet shit about the rest of Canada, they epitomize 19th century conservatism. It does not matter to them that Covid-19 is rampant around the country taking lives without remorse. Huh! now there is a comparison…Albertans are like a personification of Covid-19. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

I have often wondered about that battle cry of the American colonists, it made little sense and little difference to Britain if such demands were met by the government.

 

Yet, according to some, the government and monarchy of the day were afraid such an action of representative parity would lead to democracy. They still had not gotten over the Civil War which ended in the beheading of the king. Ergo the old ruling elite in desperation to protect their own perceived archaic rights blocked every move by the colonists and taking the short sighted view (Which they always did.) the landed gentry got their way and lost a truly valuable prize.

In case you wanted to know The Colonists paid 1 shilling per year in taxes where as the Brits in Brit-World paid 26 shillings per year. One could, therefore, argue that the simple minded inbred morons of the landed gentry should have yielded to the demands then turned around and argued for tax parity with the colonists.

It is coming to an end the past nightmare is closing its doors leaving behind a raft of burger wrappings and broken bottles. Very soon now we can get on with life as it should be, an age of Aquarius perhaps…a Camelot who knows? We have done  with our adolescent pouts and childish rantings. Time now to get on with shit. Lets face it there is a lot to do, stuff we have ignored or lied about for centuries. Because the future is always an open book we can make it what we want. “WE” ( All of Us”) just have to want to.  The Doc once said “The Future isn’t written yet so make it a good one.” Churchill  asked for the tools so we could finish the job. Well, we have everything we need right here, open that door and lets get to work.

I, indeed all of us, are used to American over inflated claims about themselves. They are the greatest and best at everything, closer examination of these claims will reveal that the only great thing about America is money the universal tool of exploitation of man and materials.

Have no fear I am not going to launch into a diatribe against all their corporate and governmental misdealing. Instead I shall complain about their constant pleadings about them being the most stable and greatest democracy in the world. a simple excursion into the world of “RESEARCH” (Wikipedia to start with) reveals that of all the democracies in the world the good old US of A ranks only 25th, indeed is noted as being less than stable, a flawed democracy in fact. A review of the 2020 election will prove that for you.

The number one democracy in the world is Norway

Gerrymandering or Gerryfucking?

“Proud Boys” What a ridiculously stupid name for anything an adult might be involved in, it is almost as bad as being involved in anything fascist, right wing or Republican. Thank someone it was America that got blessed.

After working on a passenger ship I discovered that I had good reason for disliking privileged Americans. Then travelling the globe I soon learned that even the underprivileged Yank was equally as stupid and misinformed. Years went by and my loathing increased with each story to drip out of The U.S of Anus. I tried looking objectively at all the achievements of what, potentially, is the greatest country ever. But then they went and elected Ronald Reagan and I realized that everything they have done has been because of the technological no how of others. All the dripping orifice has is lots of money and perhaps the courage to put that cash into action. Just like Ronnie Ray gun (pouncing on a photo op and a chance of a meaningful page in History) claiming that he brought down the Berlin wall. When as usual it was the efforts of others that brought it down.

Later I married a gorgeous redheaded Canadian from Ontario. We moved here and came face to face with Redneckery. Two Americans chided me because in Canada we did not lower the flag at night. Apparently they thought this was a sign of disrespect. I informed them that in Canada we are not afraid of the dark. They were stumped and were only able to frown angrily at me. I mention this only because their response to my taunt is typical of the stupid that have never had to face retaliation.

Anyway despite The Bush era I grew to like Americans I met quite a few and they are not so bad. Wave a fucking flag at them though and automatically they clutch their heart and look as though they are about to orgasm. Even so I continued to grow fond of them.

Obama was, without doubt, proof positive that Americans were finally living up to all their claims at how great they are, I was moved and like a lot of people teared up.

So, where do I stand now that the pussy mauler is in office? The supreme representative/commander of all the ridiculous and stupid that are holding America Back.

One has to ask the question that if one is going to spend fuck knows how much on investigating the president why the bloody hell do you hand it all over to a bunch of his sycophantic friends for a vote? America you are a seriously corrupt and buggered place.

Just found out that the founder of that testosterone flooded idiots sport the “Calgary Stampede” was an American/Canadian cowboy by the name of Guy WEADICK. Yep, that just about explains all you need to know about Canada’s redneck capital.

WE all think a lot, oh except for Presidents and CEO types, few of us though do anything about those thoughts. So I have decided to become the common mans trend setter, I will stop thinking altogether. Instead I have filled my mind with pink fluffy things that have no meaning or permanent construction. Here in this Nirvana of oblivion I will be entirely blameless when the world shatters into a melee of right wing squabbling.