I was so bored I went for a shit just to cheer myself up.
Sat down in front of the computer to watch TV and I have to ask how is it that these, so called, long lasting popular programs can write one episode after the other exactly the same as all others. Doubtless these TV writers are so bored they cannot think of anything new. . .we all know how to cure boredom.
I listen to the radio as I drive home or to work and I am amazed at how it is I dont drive into oncoming traffic I am so bored with the inane slop each station dishes. Good job I have access to washrooms at either end of my journeys. . .instant boredom cures.
It is the same with Newspapers built from entire rain forests decorated with bad spelling and miraculously stupid headlines. At least now, as boredom seeps in, I will have something to wipe my arse on.