A Man is a Man For all That.
A man is a man when he can convey all his emotions and intentions with a single downward nod.
His compassion is displayed with an upward thrust of the chin.
The size of his penis, because it is important to him, can be gauged by the manly throb of his muscle car.
A man is a man when is baseball cap proclaims him to be the most improbable.
A man is a man when he submits to his sporting surrogates.
But more importantly than all of that a man is a man when he walks his dog his poop and scoop bag has a heavier load than anyone else and said bag swings with a sassy swagger.