It is New Years eve again we, soon, will all Auld lang syne it and herald the new year like its gonna save us from the horrors of the old year. True 16 has sucked the big one; almost since day one; then we have ended up with a wanker for president. However, and I am genuine in this, there have been some good moments tear jerking happy gems that make me weep into my wheaties daily. For those moments around family and friends I am soppily grateful; I cushion you all from a pitiless years past and to come.
He paused and cast a pensive eye toward his imagined audience; a single tear trekked arduously down his cheek. That said and meant 2016 can Bugger Off! bring on the next nightmare and lets get pissed! HAPPY NEW YEAR to one and all! well not the orange one that cannot be named.