While Stocks Last.

Having just raked in a good crop of fall leaves I am here by offering them, at knock down prices, to all my friends and acquaintances first. No where else on earth will you find such bargains as here at “Wicks Wonders Ltd.”. Just stand the leaf laden bags outside your house and everyone will think you are a good industrious conservationist. Dont worry the occasional dollop of dog shit will go unnoticed. . .unless you tend to breath deeply.
Large bags $10 all the way down to small $2 take to work bags. Dont be left on the sidelines buy now; while stocks last.