I just saw an ad that suggested recipients of the comfy down McGrogan Mattress Marvel would be in for the rare and unexpected treat of 300% improvement on last weeks Marvel.
Rare indeed is the 300% bonus because 100% is the total all encompassing massive figure. 300% does not exist because as I said, in my Marvvy Way, 100% is the be all and end all of total volumes.
If, however, the comfy down McGrogan Mattress Marvel said 3 times the quality of last weeks model then I would shut the fuck up and continue refurbishing my Hamster.
Speaking of Hamsters why is it when we enter a pet shop we see boxes labeled as “Hamster Starter Kits”? Thus suggesting that a hamster comes in an easy to assemble format or one is only supplied with certain parts of said hamster until one can afford the rest?