It must be so terrible being a man? I am trying to feel your pain here guys so stay with me a moment. Obviously you can taste yourselves and it is so vile that you have no choice but to spit at every opportunity. I could be wrong of course; you might just be mindless tossers with the civility of a moron. Dont take my word for it feel free to stand up for fellow spitters.
Bag-O-wicks
No one can hear you screaming from a bag