Dear Deities I wonder if we could do with less traffic lights and bus stops in this fair city? I, personally, find the constant stopping for either one a vexation of the soul. Others obviously won’t see it that way but then they are so used to being coddled and will only ever see things their way on any issue.
True my malicious deity I am seeing things my way. However, I hasten to point out my plan encourages more walking and a freer flow of traffic. Also less traffic lights more cameras, more arrests for idiot drivers, bigger fines with each offense ergo more city revenue. I rest my case. What? Pray to you? Silly deity.