After working on a passenger ship I discovered that I had good reason for disliking privileged Americans. Then travelling the globe I soon learned that even the underprivileged Yank was equally as stupid and misinformed. Years went by and my loathing increased with each story to drip out of The U.S of Anus. I tried looking objectively at all the achievements of what, potentially, is the greatest country ever. But then they went and elected Ronald Reagan and I realized that everything they have done has been because of the technological no how of others. All the dripping orifice has is lots of money and perhaps the courage to put that cash into action. Just like Ronnie Ray gun (pouncing on a photo op and a chance of a meaningful page in History) claiming that he brought down the Berlin wall. When as usual it was the efforts of others that brought it down.
Later I married a gorgeous redheaded Canadian from Ontario. We moved here and came face to face with Redneckery. Two Americans chided me because in Canada we did not lower the flag at night. Apparently they thought this was a sign of disrespect. I informed them that in Canada we are not afraid of the dark. They were stumped and were only able to frown angrily at me. I mention this only because their response to my taunt is typical of the stupid that have never had to face retaliation.
Anyway despite The Bush era I grew to like Americans I met quite a few and they are not so bad. Wave a fucking flag at them though and automatically they clutch their heart and look as though they are about to orgasm. Even so I continued to grow fond of them.
Obama was, without doubt, proof positive that Americans were finally living up to all their claims at how great they are, I was moved and like a lot of people teared up.
So, where do I stand now that the pussy mauler is in office? The supreme representative/commander of all the ridiculous and stupid that are holding America Back.