I was thinking about a previous entry here in Bago-World wherein I suggested that we should vote in leaders that look and sound good rather than what they promise. I also suggested that the individual should be a teen thus negating the need for elections for twenty years or more.
Well a couple of days ago I saw the perfect Prime Minister. She was about 3 years old and as bouncy as all 3 year olds are. The two adults in her entourage were totally enthralled; their attention 100% focused on her.
In the grand scheme of things, as they stand now, a three year olds conversation is not usually as weighty as the standard adult. Yet clearly this child fits the bill for captivating her subjects.
As for the looking good part I could not give a true evaluation as all kids look like muskrats to me. Even so, I figured that if she turned out to be too ugly (in Twenty odd years time) we could always force a vote of no confidence and kick her out.
In the meantime we would have cake and ice cream every day and compelled to bounce happily everywhere we went. We would watch endless re-runs of Polka-Dot Door and threaten terrorists with Sailor Moon.