Having visited the crapper three times today already I am feeling somewhat light headed. So I crave your indulgence should I display uncharacteristic feeble mindedness this snow equipped morn.
I found myself wishing I could be a Puck like creature whose sole purpose is to scare the living shit (as opposed to dead shit) out of peeps. Those peeps that display imagined penis size when driving in snow. Several such morons displaying said wares this very morn speeding and spraying their way to happiness.
As the Puck I would simply leap onto the hood of their speeding vehicle contort my face into a hideous grimace and roar obscenely. Their resulting controlled crash would cause harm only to them and creating a minimum six months off work without pay. Honk if you agree!