I just moved a dresser out of the bedroom; it has been there so long and is still not dressed. How long has it been there! You chorus. Well, underneath I found an old much loved and lamented sock of mine, two nighties cast aside for who knows what reason, enough dust bunnies to start a pet shop and a Teenage Mutant Ninja turtle. . .correction middle-aged mutant ninja turtle. What will I find when I move the dog next week?