Eric Mountjoy, the lead castanet player of the sensational and erotic “Boy Band” “Boys Will be Boys” is leaving said band to launch a new career with “the careening castanets” a cowboy glitter band.
Eric said in an impromptu interview with “Gardeners Delight” a right wing rag “62 is too old for a boy band, so yes I am hanging up my reputation and starting again. Eric is said to have shed one of his signature tears as he muscled through the scrum.
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