In my peripheral vision I caught sight of a news item prating details of the long drawn out yawnfest that are the Hockey Playoffs. Does anyone really care that yet another team takes yet another lead over yet another team? All you pathetic fans spending fortunes to fatten the purses of the already wealthy; give it a rest for crying out loud! the effing season was over weeks ago! Don’t you feel embarrassed by your gullibility?
Bag-O-wicks
No one can hear you screaming from a bag